One day Gretel was approached by a talent scout to be in the next Leonardo DiCaprio movie, its true, i'm serious. Then she went back to her dorm, listened to the sound of people coughing up their phlegm in the bathrooms, then went out again. This strange man approached her on the street and offered her two thundred thousand NTs because he had to get rid of it quickly. Off she went to Hollywood. First she visited some old penpals in Virginia and Witchita Falls. She had an outrageous time. After her movie career fizzled out, she went back to uni, wrote a phd on the origins of the chinese language and its influence in hollywood films, then basked in the glory of it all. The phd got published, and after a few edits, became a best seller, setting her up for the rest of her life which was lucky because she had spent all the money she earnt from movies on trying to buy out Cadbury and the associated legal fees. After the years of interviews and parties, she pulled some strings and landed the postion of marketing manager for McDonalds. Their absolute last store, in Gosford, was about to close down, and they needed her to print some flyers and do a letter box drop to try and get a few pensionsers to come and buy a McChicken. After her stint in marketing, she got joined her local Laboral party and worked her way to Prime Minister of Australia, the first woman PM ever. She still had a bit of fame from the movies and the book, and payed Arnold Schwarzeneggar by the hour to give her a bit of advice on how to cash in on that kind of fame. Under her government, world peace was finally attained, and she was worshipped by the whole world. Eventually, the power got to her, she went corrupt, got a bit lazy, and decided to go into retirement. In retirement, she wrote an autobiography about herself, with a special chapter on tautologies in the English language. During her reign as goddess of the world, it was in fact so peaceful that all the resources that would have been spent on guns was spent on finding the elixir of youth instead. As she was indirectly responsible for its discovery, she had a "life-time" supply, and to this day is still alive doing random things like trying decide what she wants to do next, taking art classes, and trying to find a boyfriend.   ¶ 01:40