Love at First Web Site
Friday, April 25, 2008
I was checking out rsvp.com (not that I'm on it haha) and there are the biggest wankers with profiles on there. Try a guy who's username is "Sexcitement4u".
Wow. Where do I start? Ok, so he starts by resassuring women that he's sexy and muscular. Great! I'll look at his profile. I might have a chance with this guy!
No fruit loops? Oh, ok, fair enough. Not that it implies he attracts alot of depserate women or anything.
"Pleasant to the eye." Great. I probably wouldn't keep reading unless he was "pleasant to the eye."
Doesn't have 'much' baggage. Obviously.
He has far too much respect 'of' a 'womans intelligence'. It's really great for him to point out that women do indeed have intelligence. What a special guy.
'When sending me a kiss to view my photos please include your password or you will be ignored.' Ah ok, that must be because he's after 'attractive' women. But 'genuine' at the same time.
Ok people the truth is this deranged arsehole sent me a 'kiss' on rsvp. I'm like WTF? Usually to reject people, I choose the 'sorry but I've just made contact with someone else etc' excuse because it's nicer, but I think in this case I'll use the 'I would like no further contact' option. Great. Always wanted a reason to use that one! I do wish there was a way of telling him that he's a total tool. Like "sorry, but you are a fucking wanker and your profile sucks - do you think I'm interested in meeting you?" Or the "I think your profile is so fucked that I even put it on my blog for the entertainment of others". ¶ 13:02 0 Comments
NO 1 WANTS 2 B ALONE! WE R ONLY AN EMAIL AWAY. I AM SEXY MUSCULAR N READY TO SETTLE IF THE RIGHT WOMAN COMES ALONG! EVEN MAKE SUM GR8 FRIENDS. READ MY PROFILE!!
PLEASE NO FRUIT LOOPS UNLESS IT'S THE CEREAL KIND! am pleasant to the
eye (in an Arnold kind of way),genuine, kind, understanding of your needs,
passions and desires, sensitive and generous. You will be comfortable with me
from the first moment we meet.I am extremely romantic and passionate (must be
the South European in me) I am looking for a new beggining! If the right woman
comes along (the one I have been searching for all my life and as yet not found
) it's not about living with someone but rather not being able to live with out
that someone!) In the mean time why not enjoy life's offers, free pleasures!
Love, friendship, intimacy, passion, company, fun,etc. I don't have much
baggage! So come join me, it could be the beggining of something wonderful and
magical.Be warned I am not backwargds in coming fwds! I AM NOT INTO BS AND
TELLING A WOMAN WHAT SHE WANTS TO HEAR! I HAVE FAR TO MUCH RESPECT OF A WOMANS INTELLIGENCE FOR THAT! THAT'S WAY MY PROFILE IS HONEST, UP FRONT AND GENUINE! I AM NOT INTO ENDLESS MINDLESS EMAILS OR NET FRIENDS. ONLY RESPOND IF YOU REALLY
WANT TO MEET IN PERSON! TALKS OVER DRINKS DINNER AND SEE WHAT TRANSPIRES! PLEASE NO TIME WASTERS OR WINDOW SHOPPERS . WE BOTH HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO. BY THE WAY IF YOUR INTO MULTI DATING AND FREE DINNERS (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!) DO NOT
BOTHER WITH ME. I ONLY WANT TO HEAR FROM REAL AND GENUINE WOMEM THANK YOU! when sending me a kiss to view my photos please include your passwords or you will be ignored.I DON'T SEND OUT MANY KISSES BUT IF I DO IT MEANS THAT I FIND YOU VERY INTERESTING, ATTRACTIVE,FUN AND GENUNE please do not request an email if you haven't read my profile at least twice.
Wow. Where do I start? Ok, so he starts by resassuring women that he's sexy and muscular. Great! I'll look at his profile. I might have a chance with this guy!
No fruit loops? Oh, ok, fair enough. Not that it implies he attracts alot of depserate women or anything.
"Pleasant to the eye." Great. I probably wouldn't keep reading unless he was "pleasant to the eye."
Doesn't have 'much' baggage. Obviously.
He has far too much respect 'of' a 'womans intelligence'. It's really great for him to point out that women do indeed have intelligence. What a special guy.
'When sending me a kiss to view my photos please include your password or you will be ignored.' Ah ok, that must be because he's after 'attractive' women. But 'genuine' at the same time.
Ok people the truth is this deranged arsehole sent me a 'kiss' on rsvp. I'm like WTF? Usually to reject people, I choose the 'sorry but I've just made contact with someone else etc' excuse because it's nicer, but I think in this case I'll use the 'I would like no further contact' option. Great. Always wanted a reason to use that one! I do wish there was a way of telling him that he's a total tool. Like "sorry, but you are a fucking wanker and your profile sucks - do you think I'm interested in meeting you?" Or the "I think your profile is so fucked that I even put it on my blog for the entertainment of others". ¶ 13:02 0 Comments
Thursday, April 24, 2008
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Friday, April 18, 2008
A vibrant canvas now blank
And pierced and torn by the activist's scissors
Patches where colour remain
die a slow death
Terrorised by
the radicals threatened by the vision in your brushstrokes
Destroyed by your very audience
You stood high on a wide wall for them
With colours to amuse them
With textures to soothe them
and love that poured forward
Betrayed
You cease to exist ¶ 21:17 0 Comments
And pierced and torn by the activist's scissors
Patches where colour remain
die a slow death
Terrorised by
the radicals threatened by the vision in your brushstrokes
Destroyed by your very audience
You stood high on a wide wall for them
With colours to amuse them
With textures to soothe them
and love that poured forward
Betrayed
You cease to exist ¶ 21:17 0 Comments
Saturday, April 05, 2008
I'm running out of dreams! Dream #1 was to live overseas. Done. Dream #2 was to have a job that involves travel. I always thought that might come alot later when I'm like the CEO of Lizwa Consulting International or something. But hey it's happening already - I'm currently looking into hotels for Seoul and Taipei and have made all the appointments with agents etc. Ok so what next?
Being around my boss, who is just glad (I think) that she doesn't have to fly to Seoul in the middle of the night and hit the ground running with no time to rest, catching the subway all over the city with no hope of being able to decipher Korean... she does not see the glamour in it at all, and well it's becoming contageous. I arrive in Seoul from Taipei on a Monday morning (I'm flying through the night), land at 11.45am, and have my first appointment at 2.30pm. Which leaves no time to chill out at my hotel or anything. Then appointments all day every day until Friday evening when I fly home. So no time to do any sightseeing. But in Taipei, I have two and half days of appointments, then have a whole weekend free. This, I am aboslutely stoked about. And the hotel in Taipei that we're thinking about has a rooftop garden and a jacuzzi. I allowed myself to appear excited about this to my boss (I'm trying to act cool as a cucumber about the whole thing even though I am only just containing my excitement) and then she decided she would have to have more input on the budget so I don't go crazy booking expensive hotels - infering that initially the budget was up to me. Like, wow. It's a strange job in general really. I collect the mail every day which makes me almost an office junior, but on the other hand, I get control over the sales and marketing budget. Kind of.
Which leads me to... My boss keeps mentioning that in the budget, which ends in September, there's all this money that has to be spent on sales trips. So the other day when she mentioned it again, she said Turkey was on the cards. Like dude, if I go to Turkey, I am soooooo demanding an extra week for myself. Kuby's gonna fly over from the UK and we're going to have a royal romp on the Mediterranean.
I'm arriving in Taipei on my birthday. Happy birthday to me! ¶ 20:28 0 Comments
Being around my boss, who is just glad (I think) that she doesn't have to fly to Seoul in the middle of the night and hit the ground running with no time to rest, catching the subway all over the city with no hope of being able to decipher Korean... she does not see the glamour in it at all, and well it's becoming contageous. I arrive in Seoul from Taipei on a Monday morning (I'm flying through the night), land at 11.45am, and have my first appointment at 2.30pm. Which leaves no time to chill out at my hotel or anything. Then appointments all day every day until Friday evening when I fly home. So no time to do any sightseeing. But in Taipei, I have two and half days of appointments, then have a whole weekend free. This, I am aboslutely stoked about. And the hotel in Taipei that we're thinking about has a rooftop garden and a jacuzzi. I allowed myself to appear excited about this to my boss (I'm trying to act cool as a cucumber about the whole thing even though I am only just containing my excitement) and then she decided she would have to have more input on the budget so I don't go crazy booking expensive hotels - infering that initially the budget was up to me. Like, wow. It's a strange job in general really. I collect the mail every day which makes me almost an office junior, but on the other hand, I get control over the sales and marketing budget. Kind of.
Which leads me to... My boss keeps mentioning that in the budget, which ends in September, there's all this money that has to be spent on sales trips. So the other day when she mentioned it again, she said Turkey was on the cards. Like dude, if I go to Turkey, I am soooooo demanding an extra week for myself. Kuby's gonna fly over from the UK and we're going to have a royal romp on the Mediterranean.
I'm arriving in Taipei on my birthday. Happy birthday to me! ¶ 20:28 0 Comments
