rules and regulations of the girls dorms

1. You don't chat each other to sleep, then ask "Are you still awake?"

2. You don't say goodnight or good morning or who wants to go and get chocolate

3. You don't do a Year-5 Camp where everyone brings out the lollies and gets hypo till 3am and gets told to shut up by the teacher at least four times

4. You don't talk to foreigners for they are strange and weird

5. You must learn to listen to the Moulin Rouge soundtrack without singing along and Bjork's greatest hits doesn't go down too well either


My English student tested me out by asking me how to spell consensus. I spelt it wrong. When was the last time he had to use that word anyway. I think I feel a bitch coming on.

Sooner or later I will have to break it to him that the Magical English Fairy does not in fact exist, that back in the ages of wizards and sorcerers maybe you could hire any random foreigner and sit back as he turns you into a fluent English speaker, but that was a long time ago and now there is nothing of the sort. Also, one does not offer to pay the Magical English Fairy ten bucks for two hours then get the shits when she can't spell consensus.


Ggggrowl.  ¶ 22:06