Two people from the Icelandic news called Einar last night, the only Icelander
in Taiwan, to ask what happened with the attempted assasination. They recorded what he said and used it in the news there.
Nobody from Australia called me!! I would make a fantastic foreign
corresondent. "There were people running everywhere, society has run amok, they declared martial law all over again, and people got shot if they were seen on the streets after 11pm, the atmosphere here is intense, we are all afraid,
what... huh... ahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!" Crackle crackle. "Ladies and gentleman, it
seems we have lost contact with our most prized correspondent Gretel Bobkins, and she was just starting to lose some serious weight too."
Last night this crazy Italian man ran up to me at the Pig Pen, grabbed my head, and started trying to pash me. Later he ran up on stage while this woman had her turn in the pole dancing competition and tore off her shirt.