sung to the tune of happy little vegemites
we're nosy little roommates
as judgemental as can be
we all enjoy reading her diary
for breakfast, lunch and oolong tea
our mother says we should put her under
constant scrutiny
because we love to snoop around
we all enjoy snooping around
it puts the Wai in Wai-guo-ren!
Waiguoren = foreigner
wai= outside