Oh by the way the party was hai hao. The WHOLE WORLD was invited, but only about 0.000000000000000000000000002% of it turned up. This was not bad considering the population of the world is about 5 billion. It turned out that we still haven't become A-List celebrities yet but thanks to the expensive haircuts we got earlier in the day, we were already at least feeling like B-lists. :-)
I'm being dragged to the pig pen right this minute. No stop! Ahhh!