here I am at the establishment, typing on marks stat of the art mobile phone, whpich ill be designing one day as an industrial designer. mark just said that there are five million people who want to design phones, but only five who do. according to him. the remaining four million nine hundred...etc eat mandarin sandwiches all day. also, if I don't laugh at his jokes, he's going to beat me and take away the phone priveleges that I now enjoy. sorry mark, but someone's gotta break it to you that you're just not that funny.
Liz only says that because I won't have sex with her - Mark.  ¶ 19:20