Sunday, August 21, 2005
This Week a Warm Welcome Goes out to Jesus Christ, who has just taken the "Driver's Seat" in my life. Jesus is 2005 and likes woodwork and SMBD and is well known for dying.
They say the social aspects of uni are an integral part of your uni education and I must say I learnt a few new things the other day when I allowed two girls to sit down with me during my break and tell me about Jesus. Funny, because I had just been praying for a bit of light entertainment. I guess that proves there is a god. So get this, it turns out because of two mythological characters called Adam and Eve, we are all nasty terrible sinners, who will go to hell unless we pray. Then Jesus popped around and died for our sins! Man, I didn't know that, but I'm so glad I know that now. Because yesterday, I lied to the bus driver about losing my student card, and it's good to know that Jesus got torn to shreds and nailed to a cross, just in case that ever happened. (insert Fatboy Slim: I have to Save You like I shooooouuuuuld) I wonder if Jesus even knew what a bus was. I bet as he was hanging there he envisioned a bus and freaked out.
This Week's Episode of Bitch Beach 9021666
Anyway I've moved into my new house on Abercrombie St, it's good, all my furniture fits, I have my computer, and today I even started taking notes for my presentation on Wednesday. it's going to be so crap. Last week I realised that two of my sisters are bitches and that while I once so looked up to them and idolised them, I now have little bordering on no respect for them and the truth that has come to light is that they are dumbarse losers. The eldest has had a carrot stuck up her childish (yeah let's all walk down the stairs and declare "I'm fighting with you") control-freaking arse for a while now, and the other takes every opportunity to make sure I know I wasn't meant to be born. Isn't it great to know that in a Western society you can just give your family the finger once you finally realise they are in fact seriously deficient in the most basic aspects of human relations, and family or no family they're simply not worth giving the time of day to. Oh, how liberating it is to let go of the things that just drag you down. Can't wait for kickboxing on Tuesday. (insert Krusty the Clown: Whoa Ho Ho!) ¶ 13:40
They say the social aspects of uni are an integral part of your uni education and I must say I learnt a few new things the other day when I allowed two girls to sit down with me during my break and tell me about Jesus. Funny, because I had just been praying for a bit of light entertainment. I guess that proves there is a god. So get this, it turns out because of two mythological characters called Adam and Eve, we are all nasty terrible sinners, who will go to hell unless we pray. Then Jesus popped around and died for our sins! Man, I didn't know that, but I'm so glad I know that now. Because yesterday, I lied to the bus driver about losing my student card, and it's good to know that Jesus got torn to shreds and nailed to a cross, just in case that ever happened. (insert Fatboy Slim: I have to Save You like I shooooouuuuuld) I wonder if Jesus even knew what a bus was. I bet as he was hanging there he envisioned a bus and freaked out.
This Week's Episode of Bitch Beach 9021666
Anyway I've moved into my new house on Abercrombie St, it's good, all my furniture fits, I have my computer, and today I even started taking notes for my presentation on Wednesday. it's going to be so crap. Last week I realised that two of my sisters are bitches and that while I once so looked up to them and idolised them, I now have little bordering on no respect for them and the truth that has come to light is that they are dumbarse losers. The eldest has had a carrot stuck up her childish (yeah let's all walk down the stairs and declare "I'm fighting with you") control-freaking arse for a while now, and the other takes every opportunity to make sure I know I wasn't meant to be born. Isn't it great to know that in a Western society you can just give your family the finger once you finally realise they are in fact seriously deficient in the most basic aspects of human relations, and family or no family they're simply not worth giving the time of day to. Oh, how liberating it is to let go of the things that just drag you down. Can't wait for kickboxing on Tuesday. (insert Krusty the Clown: Whoa Ho Ho!) ¶ 13:40
