Home Economics

-Lizwa, my dear sister from another mother, please clean the mushy peas stuck to the walls of the microwave.
-Lucy Petal, my dear sister from another mother, let's sit down again and have another coffee.
-That's a splendid idea, Lizwa.

-So Lizwa, slurping her plungerfied coffee, did you or did you not use glad wrap on December 16th, 2005?
-I, I, I don't know what you're talking about. I'm innocent! Actually no, I didn't use glad wrap.

Next witness called: the bowl

-Yes, I was the bowl that embowled the mushy peas in the microwave. I saw everything. I was there.
-What exactly did you see on the night of the 16th, at around dinner time?
-Mushy peas splat everywhere. We were in there for three minutes. After one minute, it started splatting. Splatting, I tell you! Splatting!
-And who put you and the peas into the microwave?
-It was her! Lizwa! She did it!

-Lizwa, how do you plead?
-I plead guilty, for trying to feed the boys mushy peas! What a disaster!

Sentence:
-Lizwa is hereby sentenced to 20 minutes of cleaning at the Boyd correctional facility a.k.a. the kitchen.

-Hooray!
-Hooray!
-Hooray!  ¶ 13:27