Tuesday, February 21, 2006
How to Study Industrial Design by Lizzy Lizwa
You will need:
$508 for bond
$254 for two weeks rent
$250 for Union fees
$50 for carpark swipecard
$75 for materials such as set squares and protractors and graphic pens
$30 for compulsory field trip
TOTAL $1167
Method
1. Get really really excited!
2. Aaaaah... freak out!
3. Make a friend who is doing the same course and also only did General Maths in highschool
4. Discover that TWO, yes TWO of your new flatmates are Chinese and they're both willing to practice with ya!
5. SEX your new flat and get so excited about having dinner parties that you even invite your Dad, stepmother, and half-brother over for dinner!
6. Walk down the street realising you're actually going to be studying design for the next four years aaaah exciting!
7. In welcome presentation get shown pictures of the graduates that are designing cars for Ford and phones for Nokia!
Serves one. ¶ 10:35
You will need:
$508 for bond
$254 for two weeks rent
$250 for Union fees
$50 for carpark swipecard
$75 for materials such as set squares and protractors and graphic pens
$30 for compulsory field trip
TOTAL $1167
Method
1. Get really really excited!
2. Aaaaah... freak out!
3. Make a friend who is doing the same course and also only did General Maths in highschool
4. Discover that TWO, yes TWO of your new flatmates are Chinese and they're both willing to practice with ya!
5. SEX your new flat and get so excited about having dinner parties that you even invite your Dad, stepmother, and half-brother over for dinner!
6. Walk down the street realising you're actually going to be studying design for the next four years aaaah exciting!
7. In welcome presentation get shown pictures of the graduates that are designing cars for Ford and phones for Nokia!
Serves one. ¶ 10:35
