I said to Bob
I said "find me a job"
We hired a video
And watched "The Blob".

Bob said to me
Somebody will employ you
To the far east
The army will deploy you.

"I feel pretty useless"
I said to old Bob
Bob said never mind
But I began to sob.

"Here have some chocolate"
Bob said to me
"Do this silly course
And then we will see."

"There's to much maths"
I reminded him
As I threw four years of Chinese
Into the bin.

I grabbed the guitar
And sung a small ditty
My friend Bob
He is so witty

"You have to be talented
To succeed in I.D."
But Bob said "indeed,
That's the idea."

Four years later
I got my degree
And found a job
Working at IKEA.

It helped me out
At the interview
"You're into furniture,
and I am too!"  ¶ 17:02