Donate to the Lizwami Relief Fund, millions of Lizwas suffering, going without daily flat white, send all donations to 100 Broke Avenue, Brokeville 2000, Brokepotamia.

Can't buy Rose a birthday present at the moment, but at least she'll have something to look forward to when she gets back from Vanuatu (apart from wedded bliss, that is).

I had a dream I had a heart transplant last night, shit man. Going under was scary. I was at a clothes shop that sold school uniforms and I wanted to pick out a daggy grey woollen jumper. The people from Freedom were there, and I told them that they were all cool.

Ah well, smell you later dude.  ¶ 10:03