It was true my friend
You were not wrong
When you said she was going crackers
She got up this morning
Had a shower
And went to eat some Maccas

She tried to fax her time sheet
But the line was congested
By the time she realise she wouldn't get paid by Wednesday
The Maccas was ingested.

She went to Coles
To buy some treats
Namely crackers, cheese, and dip
She had a nap
and it wasn't long
Before she got up and flipped.

Alas my friend
Her day off
Was far from profound
She tries ever so hard
To stay on board
And not get her brain impounded.  ¶ 21:03