Return of the Boredom Blogger

OK well I tried reading but it's not happening. So once again I resort to The Blog, gatekeeper of my miserable soul.
Maybe not miserable, but it sounded alright.
Last night the flatties and I played poker. And who won, for the second time this week? You guessed it - me!!! Calvin bet all his greens in the last round, but little did he know, I had two kings in my hand, to make a triple all up. Sigh. I am just tooooo good. Not that it has as much to do with skill as with luck. But that's beside the point.
In other news... well what do you know, there is no other news since yesterday.
Have managed not to call 'Ku' all day. Going strong man. I think that was my real news year's resolution.
By the way, my new year's resolutions were:
1) To not quit smoking all year
2) Get fit.

The smoking one is going well. I don't usually smoke during the day while I'm at work, but I couldn't help but scab off my supervisor. Twice. And I'm hungry for more, baby.

I'm slightly broke at the moment. Nice way to kick off 2007.

Tried to clean my room. Meh.

What else. Oh my non-diet is going well. I was hardly even hungry today, so all I bought were two spicy wings from the chicken shop. I finished them off in about three minutes. And I was satisfied.

Speaking about food... I am far from skinny - I'm nearly a 14 - I think my flatties think I'm anorexic or something, because they're always telling me to finish my food. Weird man! Like yesterday morning I was eating really cheap 'n' nasty calamari rings at Pancakes on the Rocks, and I left two, and Calvin's like, "please finish your meal" and I'm like wow, I have a new father now! They think I never eat much. Does it LOOK like I don't eat much? Shit!!! Well if they want to pay for me to go to Weight Watchers a year after I start finishing every oversized meal you get served nowadays and I'm a bloody size 18, that's fine with me!! hehehehehehehehe

I wish 'Ku' would ring me. I now refer to Kuba as 'Ku' because at 5.30 in the morning the other day, I sent him an sms and all it said was 'Ku'. Oh-my-god someone call the Obsession Police! Or A.A. would do, I think.  ¶ 15:40